Lazy eye hardly noticeable on equally lazy employee

Lazy eye hardly noticeable on equally lazy employee

Boise, Idaho -- Supervisors and coworkers of Omni Corp. employee Betty Tyler say they are aware of Tyler's lazy eye, but that it is hardly noticeable when weighed against her slothful work performance.

"More obvious than that freaky eye," said Tyler's boss, Phil Artie, "is the way Tyler wanders into the office fifteen minutes late, takes five minutes to sharpen a pencil, and spends half the day huddled around that goddamned water cooler. Hell, I couldn't care less about her visual handicap - I'd hire a deaf mute with a peg leg and a colostomy bag if I thought the bastard would at least get some work done."

January 2001