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Televised coverage of the disappointing moment.
[Inset] One of your many losing lottery tickets.
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You did not win the lottery
Your living room
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Despite wagering over an entire day's wages on tickets, you again did not win the lottery and will have to get up and go to fucking work tomorrow. Sources indicate that you matched only three of the six numbers on any one of your tickets, which, though statistically reasonable, you cannot fucking believe. All reports confirm that you are sure some 80-year-old foreign woman won the whole fucking thing, and that the old bat won't know the first thing about what to do with all that fucking money.
April 2001
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