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Gus Hughes threatens to drive over there.
Gus Hughes threatens to drive over there.

Guy half-tempted to drive over there and find out

Bloomington, Idaho -- Area farmer Gus Hughes is almost ready to drive across town and find out how rival farmer Ted Polaski is growing his abnormally large potatoes, sources report. "I'm half-tempted to drive over there and find out what the hell he's doin' to get those buds so goddamned big," said Hughes as he casually removed his upper dental plate, rubbed it against his soiled shirt, and placed it back in his mouth. "Yes sir, I'm half-tempted to drive over there and find out."

April 2001

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