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Ballard reluctantly accepts his new team uniform.
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Skins' power forward traded to Shirts
Tampa, Fla.
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Skins power forward Leon Ballard was traded to Shirts Saturday afternoon, the result of a 30-second negotiation between the two Cherry Ave. Park pick-up basketball teams. Sources report the trade took place after one of Shirts' strongest players, Tyrone Grant, was called on his cell phone by his wife, who demanded he return home to mow the lawn.
"It really sucked, actually," said Ballard of the trade. "There was this totally hot chick on the tennis court and I'm pretty sure she was checking me out when my shirt was off. With the shirt, nothing."
When asked whether or not the trade successfully balanced the two teams' skill levels, Ballard merely rolled his eyes and shook his head muttering, "You guys totally missed the point."
March 2001
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