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Los Angeles, Calif.-- Sources confirm that sexy, single local musician Ben Wolman, who is often referred to as a "total hottie" by female admirers of the percussionist, enjoys countless sexual advances despite his tendency to mock others, make lewd comments, and act like God's gift to women.

"He thinks he's all that," cited Karen Pomeray, an only mildly turned-off live music fan. "The guy is so full of himself 'cause he knows he's a totally hot piece of ass. He's arrogant, rude, and self-centered - but, Jesus, do me and my friends want to bang him."

February 2001

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