Lavish dinner buffet distracts from mundane human existence

Lavish dinner buffet distracts from mundane human existence

Seattle, Wash. -- Seattle Holiday Inn management confirms the success of the hotel's fabulous dinner buffet in distracting patrons from the horrid realities of another tedious day in their pointless existence. The "all you can eat" spread, which features chicken, beef, seafood, soups, vegetables, and a salad bar, allows patrons to indulge in gluttonous mealtime frenzies which provide momentary distractions from emotional misery.

"Never underestimate the ability of three different potato dishes to divert people's attention from the emotional distress of their mundane lives," said hotel manager Jennifer Rohas.

January 2001