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Meeting Dick

It seems that just about everyone in the West Michigan nightlife scene (what there is of it) has a vivid and unique story to share whenever describing how he or she first met the loud, drunken man screaming obscenities from the back of the bar: Recoil Safety Officer and cultural icon Dick Bill.


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Going to the Beach

Nothing spells summer fun like a day at the beach. Here are some tips to help you enjoy your day in the sun:

  • Never, ever swim alone. If you don't have anyone to swim with, try placing a personal ad that says you're looking for someone to get wet with.

  • Clerics and magic-users (third-level or higher) can use their Protection From Energy spell to combat the effects of the sun. The rest of you peasants will either need to find a Scroll of Protection or cough up enough platinum pieces to buy some sunscreen.

  • Alcohol dehydrates the body, which is why it's such a good idea to drink beer at the beach – there's nothing like a good swim to hydrate the body after you've drank yourself stupid.

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